What if I told you that I made a veggie soup with all fresh, organic vegetables? What if I chanted mantra while I made it? Sounds pretty good.

What if I told you I dropped just a teeny bit of poop in there?

It’s such a small amount, especially compared to all the other good stuff that went in there, and I just got the organic veggies from the farmer’s market this morning.

Would you have it?

Why not?